Kick him while he is down.

Ello all.

Feelin' crap.

Had one of the most crappiest days today.
Started of at 6 in the morining. I NEVER get up at 6 on a saturday.....gahhh [life's groin kick to peter # one]. spent half the day at various uncle's houses(an aunt from VN has come to visit the extended family here in Oz)[life's groin kick to peter # two]. Spent the whole time there avoiding a lynch mob of little pestering kiddies who thought it was amusing to try to stick toy dinosaurs into my eye[life's groin kick to peter #4]. Then i had tutoring[life's groin kick to peter #5]. Back to my uncle's[life's groin kick to peter #6] Then we went home.....halfway home my aunt changed her mind about spending the night at my house....so we went back to one of my uncle's house[life's groin kick to peter #7].

She then changed her mind again. [life's groin kick to peter #8] so we went to another uncle's house.[life's groin kick to peter #9]....... then i came home.....SUDDENLY THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS THING HAPPENED.

Something that goes somewhat like this:

Me: Argh throat is still sore. [life's groin kick to peter # 10] Mother, could you call the doctor 2morrow, these antibiotics arnt working too well....[life's groin kick to peter # 11]

Mother: Actually peter, i think the reason why your throat is sore, is because u drink too much tea.

Me:[ in apoplexy] t....t....TOOO MUCH TEA??!?!? NONSENSE.

Mother: No it isnt. infact i think ill ban you from tea for a month.
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...to make it worse....(if that is even possible...) they bought me a yixing tea set(an uber tea set that ive wanted for quite some time now...) THEY BOUGHT ME A TEASET AFTER BANNING ME FROM FREAKING TEA!!!!! THEY MOCK MY PAIN!!!!!!!![[life's groin kick to peter # 13]

'Atleast you have a tea set' you might say. well on closer inspection.....MY TEASET IS CHIPPED AND THERE IS A CRACK IN ONE OF THE CUPS!!! [life's groin kick to peter # 14]

..........life sux.....

So much infact that im feeling borderline emo.....

infact...i will end this entry with bad poetry( you better shut your monitor off right now or else your most likely gonna stroke):

Blackness

My life is like a dark abyss....
its suffocating me.....
the darkness is consu....

FUCK THAT ARGH JUST WRITING THREE LINES IS MAKING MY EYE TWITCH.

right well that was a very bad idea....

hmm its pretty late now..... i think i will sleep...

yes.... sleep....sweet cathartic sleep.....

Its always darkest before it goes pitch black.

Ello all!

Again holidays have been rather uneventful. Same thing pretty much day in day out: wake up, brush teeth, tea, pc, breakfast,tea,pc,tea, lunch,tea,pc,dinner,tea,pc, sleep. so lots of pc and tea. Yuuup.

Well i guess coupled with martial arts, a series of random events now and then and homework(yes back-to-school-itus is kicking in) is enough to keep me entertained. Anyways, this wont be much of a rant at all without some...well... ranting obviously. So lets get started.

My father decided a few days ago that it was an imperative to put a pole into my backyard(yes i know its random). As soon as i heard that i started groaning. Why you ask? Well you have to understand my father's warped sense of time (which some say i have inherited). He told me that the 'pole installation' would only take half an hour at most. I, being naive enough to trust him this time, agreed to help him. So we had to pry up the tiling, and dig up the soil, then begins the excruciating process of trying to get the pole 100% perpendicular to the ground. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY 90 DEGREES I DON'T KNOW! He said 1/2 an hour? more accurately translated as 1..2...3...4..5..6...7 HOURS!!!!! and he hasn't finished it yet....merely gave up at 7hours...

There you go....a nice shot of the hole...

Well now...that's enough for today i guess...i have to go anyway. Breakfast is ready and there is a whole lot of teaing and pc-ing to do.

Cratgon!!!!

Ello all!



Not much to rant about this time... its been quite dull. So I'm just going to write what ever i manage to salvage from my tea-stoned mind. I might jump from topic to topic quite a bit...



...If you don't like that, well go suck a lemon.



Anyway,



Had science trials today....you know what? i really hate badly worded questions....freaking unclear on what they actually want us to answer... exams are over though, which is a relief...well for two weeks anyway.



hmmm though I've noticed something quite strange about today: Everything seems to be happening on the 25th... moon festival (and its incredibly addictive moon cakes...DAMN WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE!?!?!) ....release of halo 3....sci trial...crazy stuff...(not really... see how dull life can get?)



Well at least the moon festival means that Kung Fu is off for 2nite. Good. It will give me a chance to catch up on some much needed gaming. Neverwinter Nights 2 has just been staring me in the face as of late...



oh I've decided to break up my 'martial arts movie' project thing into smaller parts. The whole make a storyline thing etc is just a bit 2much and i really cbb. so the movie will technically be just a bunch of random clips thrown together....possibly a lightsaber fight somewhere.



Yup well that is pretty much it.



Have a good evening/Moonfestival.



oh and i leave you with this amusing pic (photoshopped by lemur):

Ello all!

Well I must say, what a dull, dreary, uneventful week it has been. The weather was a bitch. Fencing ended, so sport was a bitch. Cant find any info for that damned commerce assignment, so school was a bitch....yup overall there is quite enough bitchiness to go around for everyone.

On a less....bitchy(..gee am i fond of that word) note, APEC is here! which means an extra day of rest for me. On top of that, my math tutor is invited to some celebration down in Melbourne, also which means an extra day of rest for me. All in all, I'm going to do quite allot of resting up in the next few days.

But now I'm deviating from my supposed rant a bit too much.

This week's topic: Xingisms. (Again, xing has popped up again, see? i told you he would).


In this world, beauty is abundant. Nature's radiance can be found in the sky on a sunny day, with white fluffy clouds leisurely wafting around in the deepest blue, or in glistening dew on countless blades of vibrant green grass.

However, the world has its share of hideousness as well. The epitome of such abhorrency presents itself not in some distant realm, with a malevolent god plotting the enslavement of the entire human race. Oh no not quite so. This terror, believe it or not, resides in your very own homes. In your computers in fact.

What I'm talking about is msn names. What is wrong with them you may ask? well there is nothing inherently wrong about certain msn names, but rather those who write them: their complete failure to grasp the concept of aesthetics.

Most of us, must endure with gritted teeth and grimness every time we log on. But for those who are fortunate enough to, so far, avoid this scourge of mankind, your luck has run out!!

Here are some examples to start off:

"We humans are nothing more then creatures that are controlled by our own desires and greed only to be given hope..."

"a circle has no beginnings nor an end"

" Hiding sadness with a smile"

"i dunno what i feel anymore.."

"i want to believe.....lost in life"

And so on....Has your brain imploded upon itself in an attempt to stop the torrent of evil msn names?? if not, here have one more:

" If good is bad and bad is good, then black is white"

OK, most of you should be writhing in utter agony about now.

*Ahem* I INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE XINGISM.

Named after Xing of course, who has the most irritating habit of speaking with an utter lack of coherency. ....his eloquence is just absolutely astounding.

A xingism, is usually a statement of some sort that either attempts to be profound, elegant, wonderfully articulated or intelligently analyze the nature of humanity. But it ends up being lame, corny, illogical and (depending on its degree) carcinogenic. Generally 100% evilness.

But what causes a xingism? do all xingisms share certain traits? characteristics? The answer is yes.

I have in fact developed a scale for measuring the evilness of a xingism. and for example, i will use:

" If good is bad and bad is good, then black is white" (And if you were wondering, yes xing did say that).

The Xingism Quotient(XQ):

Illogical: 5

Incoherence: 4

Attempt at being profound: 4

Emo-ness: 5

Love etc: 5

Japanese (look, I'm not racist...ahem... its just that some people think its cool to put random Japanese into a sentence): 6

Other(Anything that just doesn't seem right): Measured by the amount of seizures it induces(e.g. one seizure, one point)

right so lets deconstruct the xingism shall we?

" If good is bad and bad is good, then black is white"

'Good is bad': illogical thus 5.
'Bad is good': ditto, 5.
'Black is white': first of all it is illogical, so 5 and the conclusion of black is white from 'good is bad' etc is incoherent. hence another 4 is added, ie a total of 9.
Oh and after 3 people saw it, they seized so...3.
Overall, it was an attempt of being profound thus we will add another 4.

And so the total score is:26. now we divide the score by the number of words....12...so 26/12 = A WHOPPING 2.2!!!!!

(oh if you guys have any suggestions on improvements to the XQ process, don't hesitate to tell me!)

So let us work together, analyse our msn names, reduce the XQ and head for a better world! free of stupid incoherency!

Impending Doom

Ello all!

Ah winter time! Sitting by the fireplace, soaking up the warmth, listening to crackling wood, while holding a steaming hot cup of coco in your hands, in perfect contentment. Not.

I hate winter. Worst season of them all. One day its freezing cold and the next day we are inundated with torrential rain. The day after that, its freezing cold AND my backyard turns into a freaking wetland. Nice.

That's not the worst of it though. All the other seasons are kind to me... well not really, lets just say kinder. The summer heat isn't bad, great time to run and dance and frolic and eat puppies. In spring, everything is fresh, new, lush and green. Perfect weather for eating outdoors...mmmm puppy fillet mignon. Well...i think you can already guess what I'm going to say for autumn...

BUT NO PUPPY EATING FOR WINTER! Oh no, no sweet bone-snapping goodness then. Winter is the season of DEATH....or more accurately, the season of getting so sick that you end up bed ridden for days.

Especially this year.

'But Peter! You get sick because you don't keep warm!' You might chide, shaking your head.

Well i suppose you are right. But can it really be my fault? Australia is a free country! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CANT A MAN RUN BUTT-NAKED IN FREEZING RAIN AND NOT GET A COLD!!??!?

No I'm not serious of course, its partially because i do my forms in freezing cold weather at martial arts.

But mainly, its because of an excruciatingly irritating mortal who goes by the name of Xingy(for those who don't know this creature, DONT PANIC! I'm sure he will pop up somewhere in my future rants). Yes, he has this tendency to cough in my general vicinity, now and then....every second or two...bloody bastard.

And so the expected happens. I get sick. Really sick. Fever hits forty degrees and beyond. And, so i get dragged to my doctor who tells me i have the flu. I guessed as much. And so i head home to rest and groan and moan and feel sorry for myself. Strange enough...FEVER GETS BLOODY WORSE...and delirium kicks in. Have you ever noticed how amusing a bar of soap is when your delirious?

I get dragged back to the doctor. Who looks at me, shivering and borderline seizing, and says 'Oh looks like you have caught another flu'. Wow...ok so i have flu^2 now...

And i go home for the second time...and Mr.Flu gives me a kick in the crotch. Back to the doctor.

He takes one look at me, "Oh dear, this is bad".
I'm rushed off to get X-rayed. Yay.
He takes one look at the X-rays, "Oh dear, your lung tissue has lesions and there is some calcification."
His report: Possible tuberculosis & early emphysema.
Nice. I'm going to die.
Pete is rushed to hospital.
Specialist takes one look at report, shifts his attention to me and then, to the x-rays. He smirks.
"This report is absolute nonsense. Your lungs are fine. That lesion there [points to white area on x-ray] is your heart."

oh that's really nice...I'm not going to die after all. Meh.

Bloody incompetent GP....

The smell of the lambs...

Do you smell the lambs Peter? Their overly spiced aroma? Do you hear them sizzling? Day after day after day you wake to see them bubbling in their own fat...

YES I FREAKING DO, Dr Lecter! My dad chucked another overkill... This is more or less how it goes...

*flashback*

"Hey dad"

"Yes son?"

"You know what would be good for dinner?"

"What?"

"A nice piece of lamb"

"Oh sounds good. I'll just go out and buy some then."

"Not too much though dad, im not too hungry. A steak or two should be enough"

"Oh yeah, ok then. A steak or two it is"

"Great dad! Thanks..."

2 HOURS LATER....

" Where the hell is dad?!?!"

"Hello Peter, im back"

"Oh great, what took you so long"

"Oh the lamb was on sale... Here have a look"

"...WHOAAAAHH!!!! Thats not two steaks!!! Thats 1....2...3...3kg...3KG!!!!"

"Yeah good value eh?"

"HOW AM I MEANT TO FINISH THAT"

"Oh dont worry peter, there is a bone in each of the steaks...its probably just 2.5kg of meat"

"Arrrrrghh!!!!"

*end flashback*

And so here i am.... a week has passed...after lunch....stuffed full with lamb....god help me....

Ah Welcome all!

This is the beginning of my new blog....since my old one well...was left untouched, un-posted and generally neglected since...the beginning of this year (if i remember correctly). I have promised myself that i shall strive to at least do one post per week....

i highly doubt it though...

It is however getting late....and well I've been rather sick for the past month.....or two...or three....so staying up till 11pm is not really helping my convalescence....

So good night to you all, and stay tuned for more!